Brangelina's Book War

Six kids (and potentially one on the way) have to be a lot to handle. But now Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have one more headache: a lawsuit against Mickey Brett, their former bodyguard, who has threatened to write a tell-all book about the couple. In a pitch for the book obtained by The Daily News, Brett reveals that he has fond memories of Angelina—but doesn’t feel so strongly about Pitt. While Brangelina’s lawyer says the loose-lipped bodyguard is a “pathological liar,” Brett’s counsel says his client just hasn’t gotten a good enough offer yet. "Mickey was definitely going to consider a book or TV deal if the offer was good enough." Looks like Mr. and Mrs. Smith can put down their weapons—for now. According to the bodyguard's lawyer, at this point "there's not going to be any book."