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Bob Dylan’s Port-O-Potty Problem

The answer’s not the only thing blowin’ in the wind: The Independent reports that Bob Dylan “has become embroiled in a gloriously petty dispute involving the allegedly noxious smell emanating from a portable lavatory sited in the grounds of his sprawling cliff-top home overlooking the Pacific Ocean in Malibu.” One family, which the news has described as “tangled up in poo,” has said that it must abandon the upstairs bedrooms of its house on some nights. The porto-potty was installed for the security guards that protect Dylan’s estate.