WRECK

Birthday Spoil for N. Korean Heir

Can’t say we feel too sorry for him: A North Korean train thought to be carrying luxurious gifts for Kim Jong-Un derailed this month. Most experts suspect Un is being groomed to lead the hermit kingdom after the passing of the current premier, his father Kim Jong-Il. A South Korean radio station reported that the train was packed with gifts such as TVs and watches for the future head of state, whose birthday is thought to be January 8th. A North Korean military official was quoted saying sabotage may have been involved in the derailing. "The North's railways are so outdated... but in this case, the railway tracks were so badly ruined that it looks like someone intentionally damaged them when the train was about to pass,” he said.