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Bill and Hillary's Romantic Getaway?

Maid service and a private beach might be expected for a Clinton getaway—but a clothing-optional sky deck? The Bermuda Sun reports that Bill and Hillary flew via private jet to a Bermuda resort on Wednesday for a short vacation, returning to the island where daughter Chelsea, 29, was apparently conceived three decades ago. (In his biography, Bill confessed that he learned Hillary was pregnant via the Arkansas Gazette.) The Sun reports that, though the former first couple had hoped to stay at Horizons, the cottage colony where they stayed back in 1979, the resort could no longer accommodate them, forcing the couple’s staff to book at Cambridge Beaches, a "plush, adult-only resort" that boasts the aforementioned deck and sometimes hosts sex seminars to improve couples' relationships. CNN reports that the State Department declined to comment on the trip.