After Osama bin Laden was found in their backyard, Pakistani authorities are determined to throw a different criminal mastermind in jail—a 9-month-old boy. The baby, Musa Kahn, is charged along with four adults for a violent protest in Lahore in February in which stones were thrown at gas-company workers attempting to disconnect households that didn’t pay up. The police subsequently charged the entire family, including Musa, with attempted murder. Forced to appear in court, the baby screamed and cried, and required a milk bottle. “He does not even know how to pick up his milk bottle properly—how can he stone the police?” his grandfather Muhammad Yasin said.