Auctioning off Madoff

Here's one way to recover your Bernie Madoff losses: Sell the various Madoff logo-labeled trinkets he gave to clients over the years on eBay. Sellers may not be making back their millions, but the business is proving surprisingly lucrative: A fleece sweatshirt is selling for $455; a flashlight for $387; and a golf umbrella for $153. One seller informs bidders, "The proceeds from this auction go directly to a family whose husband/father is facing being out of a job and health insurance thanks to good old Bernie."