John Edwards, beware: a new titanium wedding ring stops infidelity in its tracks and has taken the blogosphere by storm. In the old days, a creative cad could simply remove his ring before heading out on the town. But a new version from TheCheeky.com has the words “I’m married” carved within, which slowly imprint on a finger. Even if you slip off the ring, the words remain—a warning to any would-be hookup. “With Arnold, Tiger, and two-timing IMF guy in mind, we have created this wedding ring for people intent on cheating,” the company said.