When critics play children's games, they make lists, as the writer David Thomson said. They're bogus, but this one is ridiculous. How do you judge the sexiest woman of all time? Every era is different. Men's Health magazine picked Jennifer Aniston to top the list, over second-place Raquel Welch. Marilyn Monroe, Madonna and Britney Spears round out the top five. "Funny is sexy and Jennifer Aniston is funny," the magazine said. If so, how about Phyllis Diller or Carol Burnett? Aniston herself said if she had to pick, it'd be Gloria Steinem inching out Bridgette Bardot.