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Alabama Secessionist Blames Government for Closing Topless Car Wash

Funny? Sad? Both?

Justin Green

Updated Apr. 21, 2017 2:48PM ET / Published Nov. 17, 2012 9:40AM ET 

This would be funnier if his petition didn't have so many signatures.

H/T Tom Doran

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